Squirrel 

Noun:
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.

NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.

1) My girlfriend and I are so close, we're probably less than one squirrel away at any given moment.

2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.

Squirrel by Mister Cameo October 18, 2012

Squirrel 

Synonym for 'gay'. Inspired by the film Cabin Fever.

Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.

"Dude, stop being such a squirrel."

Squirrel by Nuttyeatsnuts September 27, 2008

squirrel 

In Road Racing:
1. A driver who cannot maintain his line, especially while being overtaken.
2. A driver who is driving beyond his abilities and cannot keep to a line.

That damn squirrel nearly punted me coming out of 1!

squirrel by todd March 10, 2003

squirrel 

A squirrel is a loose girl;

Basically it is a nice way of calling a girl a slut ;
A girl who goes from one man to another very quickly,

Yo that girl is a real squirrel. she gets with every dude around.

squirrel by johnthedon921 March 20, 2011

squirrel 

An unfortunate derogatory term applied to the elderly suffering from the later stages of such diseases as Alzheimers. It refers to the fact that they forget how to do simple tasks such as swallow, and so they chew their food and hide it away in their pockets or handbags, much as a squirrel tucks a bit away in their cheek.

The old lady was a squirrel. Pockets full of mashed potatoes, and handbag of creamed corn.

squirrel by Ronamo February 26, 2004

squirrel 

A sexual act performed alone or with a partner involving a pipe cleaner tail, a sandwich bag and a michael bolton tape.

"So I hear you got squirrly last night?"

"Yeah, its all about the squirrel."

squirrel by Ty Ty D. July 6, 2007

squirrel 

someone who likes to climb trees and eat nuts.

I'm a Squirrel but I love winter.

squirrel by Charles Benson July 24, 2007