Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

by nfkiller August 30, 2008

boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on

Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??

by Fabio Rossi April 13, 2011

splooge rifle

a penis

Shoot your splooge rifle!

by derhegginbarg October 04, 2009

Splooge Busket

The baddest fucking no prep racer on no limit 2.0

I just got my ass fucked on no limit by Splooge Busket. Blue ballz is fast as a broke whore who needs diapers. Because she has a blowed out asshole.

by Shitshow1986 July 07, 2022

Splooge-Doo

The act of ejaculating in a females hair making it crusty and hard.

Tracy was giving Greg a knobber and he busted all over her hair giving her a nasty splooge-doo.

by weal0902 February 13, 2011

SPLOOGE Nation

A group chat full on Instagram that’s made up of primarily queer high schoolers, that has been running since 2019. They have odd obsessions, like tea parties, and are super hilarious #winning

Omg can I join the SPLOOGE nation group chat?
“#no your a #loser”

by Limabeama March 15, 2022

splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.

honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.

by chuffykins May 31, 2010