Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on

Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??

by Fabio Rossi May 2, 2011

Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!

I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!

by melvinjunko June 29, 2009

splooge rifle

a penis

Shoot your splooge rifle!

by derhegginbarg October 4, 2009

splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.

honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.

by chuffykins July 9, 2010

Man splooge

1.An innuendo for cum.

2.Used to describe when you finally get your man to cum, but it goes off everywhere

"MMMMMM, girl, your man just gave you some of that man splooge!"

by Samoto February 23, 2017

Easter Splooge

After weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate ejaculation experienced after Lent is over, on Easter.

Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.

by Tharsheblows June 13, 2012