Sperm Dumpster

Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.
by JamesCondina June 18, 2009
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Sperm Bomb

When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.
Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!
by NickrophiIia December 20, 2018
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Sperm it through

moving through a very crowded hall at a pace faster than most ususally by weaving between people and or bulldozing them.
John: im late for 2nd class and this hallway is crammed.
Jake: just sperm it through there no problem
by Mc.Awesome September 11, 2009
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Sperm Dragon

When you're deepthroating someone and you have to sneeze, then they hold your head down to prolong their orgasm causing you to shoot sperm out of your nose like a dragon.
So I was giving Tyler a blowjob and he was a bitch and made me give him a sperm dragon
by Indec1sive November 13, 2019
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sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth without having warned her.

Please note: There was an error in my definition yesterday. It should be "WITHOUT having warned her", rather than "WITH having warned her". Thank you.
Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.
by Pornstaro April 24, 2008
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sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight
mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!
by israelmate October 31, 2010
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