soap dick

it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole

joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..

by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021

Soap Dodger

Generally unclean or grubby person. One who avoids washing regularly. A person of questionable personal hygeine.

Festival Cop 1: See me when I twatted that soap dodger over the head?
Festival Cop 2: Yeah! I knobbled six of the scruffy fuckers today. Filthy fuckers...
Soap Dodger: That's harassment, maan. Babykiller!
Festival Cop 1: Right, you're fucking kneecapped.

by Kit Shicker February 22, 2003

Soap Dodger

A slang term for people from england. During the early to mid 20th century the english were famous for only washing once a year. The english considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.

Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching.

by rolfharris February 27, 2010

Soap-com

A situation comedy that revolves around a continuing storyline. Example include "Arrested Development" and "My Name is Earl."

"Did you see "The Life of Steve" last night?"
"No, I don't watch it."
"Oh."
"Would I understand it if I started watching?"
"Doubt it, it's a soap-com."

by Brody K. December 25, 2006

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013

Soap opera pause

The ridiculous pause for dramatic affect after some ground breaking event happens during a soap opera. Most of the time it turns out to be nothing special, just a way to cut to the next storyline. This becomes increasingly annoying when people in the real world are using it. Like when they tell a story, especially when they are a bad storyteller.

" Oh boy. Mary has trapped another victim. She's telling that stupid story where the guy runs into her and she drops her milkshake. "

" I know! I've must have heard it 10 times already this week!"

"Yeah, but the worst part is the soap opera pause she always throws in when she reaches the part about the lid falling off right before her slipping. Like we are supposed to gasp in amazement. As if anything else could have happened and we should be surprised it went down that way. ARGH!"

by stinkychef August 26, 2013

Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.

My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016