Smurfed 

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

Smurfed by jammats69 September 9, 2014

producer credit in smurf porn 

a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...

playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment

jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn

producer credit in smurf porn by ed the Word September 14, 2009

Smurf'd 

A cumshot onto a person followed a liberal dousing of blue powered Kool-aid.

After I smurf'd my best friends girlfriend I screamed out, "I'm Papa Smurf, Bitch!"

Smurf'd by karna got smurf'd December 9, 2006

Pop a smurf 

A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.

Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?

Pop a smurf by Twisted Iniquity January 17, 2009

Smurf

A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.

James: Hello, I would like the your Equate cold formula 90 count please.

Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.

Smurf by That Guy81 November 14, 2011

Freaky Smurf 

Also known as a stripper.
A beautiful girl with a beautiful body that is down for whatever.
One of your regular bitches.
These girls are unknown territory and must be pursued with extreme caution.

Among your regular bitches, you have your stripper, also known as a Freaky Smurf.

Freaky Smurf by BK from the 608 December 15, 2010

Blue Smurf Cat 

An internet joke appearing mid 2023 which truly describes why our generation is a failure. Tends to show a high quality photo of a smurf mixed with a cat with Alan Walker's "Spectre" playing in the background.

Person 1: Did you see that Blue Smurf Cat meme I posted on YT?
Person 2: Yeah it fucking sucked.

Blue Smurf Cat by Silly Willy Fella September 18, 2023