Sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.
by Ldv0101 December 14, 2020
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Sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.
Sloan, go give your girlfriend kisses !
by Ldv0101 December 14, 2020
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Sloan

A cock leach. A woman who latches onto your cock and tries to leach off your sexual energy because you made the mistake of giving her attention once. Hungry for celebrity.
See that bitch on YouTube? She’s such a Sloan. Creeps me right out.
by Annoyedaf February 24, 2022
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Smart pretty entertaining doesn’t take bill crap
Sloan is so….. a cool kid
by Queen. Bee July 25, 2022
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the name of hot peoples vapes.
by cvn+ February 26, 2023
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Sloan

The prettiest person on earth, they have the coolest and most comforting room. They are great at giving hugs and are medium height, they might have a little gap in their front teeth that makes them look adorable and STUNNING. They might have some hard times but they are loyal and super funny.
"Have you seen someone slaying the day away?"

"Oh ya, that would be Sloan!"
by MothsBugsMushrooms January 05, 2024
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sloans are typically hot af. they usually come with big tits. however if u manage to luck out there is a chance of them also having w thick ass as well. now unfortunately most of them dont have daddy issues so they will be way more innocent and way less likely to blow u. although they also arent bitches (most of the time) they also have a nice personality which is cool ig but damn, that ass.
guy 1: smash
guy 2: smash
guy 3: smash
guy 4: smash
guy 5: smash

me: dude i would smash sloan in a heartbeat fuck shes hot
by John Herbert Survivor June 11, 2023
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