Phrase used by two close people for one to describe that the other has been acting up the sneaky and the slimy attitude. Particularly common use is after a non broken non significant promise; like not to tickle the other during a hug after a whole bunch of tickling prior to it has occurred.
Me: trust me I wont tickle you, its a trust exercise!
Jake: okay
Me: *hugs but then starts tickling furiously*
Jake: YOU'RE A SKEEZ
Jake: okay
Me: *hugs but then starts tickling furiously*
Jake: YOU'RE A SKEEZ
by the bigger skeez June 2, 2016

by Yogi Okie Dokie February 26, 2024

Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.
Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.
by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019

A small wrench used to adjust skateboards deriving its name from performing key functions, or closely resembling the common house key such as the patent-pending SKEEZE® skate key.
Yo, you got your SKEEZE on you; 'cuz I just cracked my brand new deck on a tres-flip at the park again!
by The Mad Professor January 7, 2019

by stfuwhore123 May 17, 2019

by Exoceed August 12, 2015
