Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

by - December 21, 2004

shit shingled

When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.

That fat bitch shit shingled me last night!

by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005

Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

by Wackattack. June 10, 2011

shing

1. The sound of a sword being drawn from its scabbard.
2. The polar opposite of "Shang".
3. An annoying bald person whom is immutably set in his ways.

When the enemy was upon him, he pulled his sword, "Ol Pointy" from it's sheath with a mighty "Shhhhhinng"!

That Shing is sure set in his ways.

by Bulbous September 16, 2005

sharingan

A Ninja technique that only a member of the Uchiha clan can master. Sharingan is a sort of "evil eye" that can see through any ninjustsu technique, and also mentally damage an opponent through genjutsu (illusion techniques)

1. My sharingan will see through all your techniques.

by Himura May 27, 2003

Sharing is caring

Communism

Communism is a great example of sharing is caring

by Kim Jong USSR June 21, 2018

thanks for sharing

sarcastic phrase meaning "that was really gross/inappropriate/stupid and you're an idiot." Comes from group therapy, where everyone is encouraged to share their feelings and is recognized for sharing.

Quentin: "I just won the statewide Rubik's Cube championship."

Potential girlfriend: "Thanks for sharing."

by spatulasaucepan January 10, 2009