Shmeeble

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

sameetjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man whilst he drops a cleveland steamer on her, in conjunction with her giving birth (not necessarily to the baby of the man receiving the sameetjob) to a child.

-"Yo, dat bitch gave me a sameetjob in da hospital yesterday."
-"Was it your child?"
-"I dunno...who gives a shit? It's still a sameetjob!"

by Ramakrish March 23, 2007

sameemed

Verb. Pronounced: Sah^-meem-d

To exagerate a story by approximately 33% for the entertainment of the storyteller.

he totally sameemed it when he told me he made out with three girls last night.

Dean Cain killed himself last night? Stop sameeming that shit!

by Riffjob January 11, 2009

Schmeed

Another word for being drunk beyond one's own control.

I'm so schmeed...

by JakeHerman August 15, 2011

Shmeez

Noun or Verb-(N)A slang term meaning Marijuana, mostly used in the Tri-State Area Yeshiva community. (V) The act of getting high.

(N) I just bought some shmeez, now lets pick a movie.

(V)Pack the bowl so we can shmeez already!

by H the chillest man around October 1, 2008

shameer

A wild-eyed, unicorn loving, and lovable idiot who's mere presence lights up the room, though you may want to keep him away from lighters or he'll really light up the room.

You know who we should totally invite to the party? Shameer of course!!

by NEWOB January 10, 2017

Sameer

The name of n amazing man that knows what true love really is. He knows how to treat a girl. He's gentle, sweet, caring, and beyond handsome. Together, he and I can make time stop only seeing each other in our eyes. The most loveable guy anyone will ever meet <3

I love my Boyfriend Sameer <3

by SNSNSN February 20, 2010