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Slippery Customer

Someone who is devious, cheeky and very naughty.

Because of these almost superhuman levels of deviousness, the actions of a 'slippery customer' cannot be easily controlled. Such characters can cause complete carnage in many different situations (any day of the week).

A 'Slippery Customer' is certainly not a valued member of society. In some cultures, using such a term to describe someone is the deepest form of insult.
Who is that sneaking off into the cafe toilets?

I'm not sure, but i've heard he's a seriously Slippery Customer.
by MarcusHasMassiveTekkers March 6, 2011
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Slippery Marshmallow

A slippery marshmallow is when you accidentally drop the entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet while trying to wipe your ass.
Dude i just finished taking the biggest shit, and i pulled a slippery marshmallow and had to use one of your hand-towels.
by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008
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Slippery Kenny

Act of Pouring 10W-40 Motor Oil in a girls anus, and then having doggystyle sex with her.
Wow Jim I think I should have used 10W-30 cause when I gave her the Slippery Kenny, she almost went balistic
by Dan386 January 8, 2009
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slippery frisbee

Ejaculating in someone's mouth while they have retainers or dentures in.
Hey Todd! I gave your grandma a slippery frisbee last night!
by GuntherIII September 30, 2009
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slippery boi

One who knows the arts of being slippery
by Patback6969 September 25, 2017
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Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm
I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper
by farmersonly February 11, 2017
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Power Shopper

A person who values their time and hates having to go shopping. "In and out" is the only way they know how to shop, regardless of quantity of items. A power shopper might come across as aggressive and impatient, but they know what they want and where their items are, hence, they see no reason to stroll and dilly-dally and feign that they are thinking of what they want or need to buy.

Power shoppers are known to fill a grocery basket to half-full in under two-minutes. In stores with narrow aisles, they park their cart at the end of the aisle and jog into the aisle, get what they need and toss their items into their baskets from three feet away. They take great pride in always making the basket and never breaking any items.
The man ran his cart into Trader Joe's and began tossing bananas, bags of nuts, loaves of bread and a dozen Clif Bars into his cart. A slow-witted snowbird refused to step aside when he said "excuse me," so he spun around the woman like an NFL tailback, tossed his frozen veggies into his cart and headed back toward the cash register.

A senior citizen commented to her husband, "Did you see how rude that man was?"

The old husband commented, "Nah. He's not rude. He was polite. He said 'Excuse me.' The lady taking up the aisle... who didn't move, SHE was the rude one. I wish I was still young enough to be a 'power shopper,' in my day, I could power shop with the best of 'em.
by ZonaCat Hansen November 26, 2010
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