Shaun's Paradox

A paradoxical definition of something that makes zero sense and in no way can be defined as a paradox.

"If I was Pinocchio I would say 1+1=2 but secretly say 1+1=3 under my breath to cause a paradox when my nose doesn't grow" this is an example of Shaun's Paradox

by Jraves October 24, 2023

Shaun Reardon

A curly haired man from south Asia India who likes pigeons and being cool.

That guy is such a Shaun Reardon

by Jazza442 October 25, 2023

Shaun Astbury

Stage name Mario Marconi.

Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.

Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.

He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.

He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.

A real mans man, everyone loves Shaun/Mario!

Man1: "Hey Mario Marconi is on TV, AGAIN!"

Man2: "Oh you mean Shaun Astbury?... Yeah, he's on TV 'cause he's a ledge!"

by CAZZZZZZZa July 7, 2008

Shaun White

The biggest sell out to ever strap onto a snowboard. Although very skilled, gave up a sponsership with Volcom clothing in order to start a line of clothing with the store Target.

Shaun White aint got shit on Eddie Wall

by randombraaa February 20, 2009

Shaun C

Great to go out with

Hey girls what do you want to drink?

by ;D March 30, 2003

Shaun Livingston

Verb: To do a Shaun Livingston you have to be playing basketball, be on a fastbreak, and miss a dunk so terribly that you land on one leg and break every joint in your knee.

Noun: Point guard for the Los Angeles Clippers.

Dude, you just Shaun Livingston'd foo.

by $lim $hady May 23, 2008

shaun meyers

when when your pants are so fucking tight it makes peoples balls hurt when they look at you.

Damn hommie, thats so shaun meyers! or Do these pants look shaun meyers to you?

by 4th floor whitney April 28, 2003