Shoulda Bag

Shoulda Bag refers to a top in homosexual intercourse. This comes from the semblance of the bottom participant wearing a shoulder bag. More specifically when the top has their arm wrapped around the bottoms shoulder like said style of bag.

Yeah, Tony was wearing Dean like a Shoulda Bag last night.

by Grindin’ Jo September 28, 2018

chip on my shoulder

This idiom simply means to harbour a grudge. It comes from the nineteenth century US practise of spoiling for a fight by carrying a chip of wood on one's shoulder, daring others to knock it off.

"Chip on my shoulder"--By: 50cent
Albulm---Get rich or die tryin'
Song tittle---Many men

by Unique April 8, 2004

The Cold Shoulder

A tool of rejection in which the giver completely ignores the receiever, thereby giving him/her the 'cold shoulder'.

Delilah gave me the proverbial cold shoulder yesterday at work, not even regarding my presence in the copy room.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

chip on his shoulder

One who has something to prove.

The diversely sourced definitions of this phrase all have a common factor; it refers to someone whose behavior indicates that he/she has something to prove. Whether due to an inferiority complex, a strong passionate conviction for one's personal beliefs, a sense of being victimized or treated unfairly, or a resistance to heed advice from a more knowledgeable; one tends to display an air of hyped self-confidence and/or superiority or bravado.

"She's overly defensive because he's got a...
"See? I was right! I try to tell him; He should've listened to me! If it weren't for that...
"I think part of his drive for success and power can be attributed to that...

.....Chip on his shoulder."

by L!ghtBearer February 5, 2019

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox January 7, 2008

Secular Rhymes and Songs

a. Slave narrators reported mock-prayers, mock-sermons, and other parodies of the forms celebrated in church.

b. Aside from religion and its purposes, such secular parodies of sacred texts contained their own stinging elements of truth.

c. All materials of play that is sometimes fun and frivolous, sometimes instructive, sometimes frighteningly reflective of violence of American society.

We raise de wheat,
Dey gib us de corn:
We bake de bread,

by Kimberly Vaught July 8, 2004

shoulder-junk

The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.

Ray smelled the powder on my balls after I shoulder-junked him at his desk.

by Ray Albright May 29, 2007