seattle switcharoo

masturbating opposite handed with hand upside down.

Tired of the same old routine, Greg decided to spice things up by trying the seattle switcharoo.

by twicenightly May 13, 2009

Seattle Snorkeler

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.

Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower

by Braynwayv July 20, 2012

Seattle Style

A method for wearing a button up long-sleeved shirt in which the wearer only does the TOP two / three buttons up, hence wearing it like a cape with sleeves.

"Hey check Matt Roden out, he's gone Seattle Style."

"Risky."

"Yeah but I think he pull's it off."

"To be fair he did pretty much invent it."

by CptVictorFries March 13, 2012

Seattle Mariners

Best team in MLB

Mariners beat the A's again, what else is new?

by KRHimself April 23, 2004

Seattle Freeze

A phrase that describes a local public consensus that states the city of Seattle and/ or its outlying suburbs are generally not friendly, asexual, introverted, socially aloof, clickish or strictly divided through its social classes, thus making the city/ area difficult to make social connections on all levels.

I was transplanted here six months ago from Los Angeles, and because of this Seattle Freeze I have not had a lot of success at making new friends.

Because I'm a loser and have no social skills, I'll blame my shortcomings on the Seattle Freeze so I can have something other than me to blame.

by Joseph Donneson December 28, 2008

Seattle Prep

A school dominated by yoga pants. Without Prep and schools alike Lululemon Athletica would be broke.

Typical Seattle Prep Conversation

"Wassup Tanner!"

"Hey bro, our school definitely needs a Twerk Team"

"Yah Alex totally brooooo"

"Yah Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!"

by berries747tho July 30, 2013

Nasty Seattle

1)When spunk/cum is fermented for three or more days then secretly introduced and mixed into coffee beans for a unfortunate victim/victims. Coffee is then brewed and the consumers then unknowingly injests the nasty brew.
2) a fermenting saved load cosumed in a beverage, usually coffee.
3) When your friend zoned but you still want them to taste your cream.

Jeanne never expected a thing, when she gulped down the nasty Seattle.

by Bc's Roofie dealer December 23, 2018