hairy sasquatch

the hairy sasquatch is achieved through a semi complex setup. first the lead guy baits a girl into a room where his friends are hiding in the closet. while getting head, he gets the girl topless or naked (preferably the later). then while shes at work down south, he knocks her out with a hard punch to the dome and thats when all his friends jump out of the closet, followed by everyone beating off on her, shaving their pubes and pasting the black mass to her unconscious body and the girl awakes to find herself...the hairy sasquatch.

dude, nate, nolan, jon and matt found the hairy sasquatch last night...her name is andrea!

by mr. make it rain on them hoes February 20, 2009

Sasquatch

to take a really massive shit

...uh oh, man i gotta sasquatch!!!

by WEEZEL February 14, 2003

Sasquatch

The hairy, woodland beast that went after Tenacious D YEARS before the Beastie Boys hijacked the idea and used it in their Triple Trouble video.

Tango: "Hey did you see sasquatch in the new beastie video?"

Cash: "No, but I saw the same damned thing back when clinton was President, when the D did it."

Tango: "Tru."

by Cardinal September 16, 2004

sasquatch niggas

Is them bigg A$$ niggas all covered wit hair.

Sasquatch niggas is like that nigga from conan the barbarian... I think it was Kream adul Jabar.

by Giani April 30, 2008

sasquench

A large hair animal like woman that looks like she will not take no for an answer.

"Dude, What did you go home with last night night. You where gone with it before I knew it."

"That sasquench grabbed the front of my pants and took me outside. It was really kind of hot and warm all at the same time."

by Hammerdog August 6, 2009

sasquatch legs

When a girl does not shave her legs for an extended amount of time causing them to begin to resemble the legs of Bigfoot.

"Winter is finally over, I can get rid of my Sasquatch legs!"

by Maddysin July 18, 2014

Sasquats

Used to describe a fitness fanatic/personal trainer/exercise guru/or anyone involved in the fitness industry that possesses an unnatural amount of body hair

I hope we don't get Jamal as our trainer again, that sasquats is WAY too hairy for my liking

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018