A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.
Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.
Person 2. It’s probably from that RyanCooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
Person 2. It’s probably from that RyanCooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
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Ryan was never to be seen again
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Ryan was never to be seen again
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