Russell

best friend ever. he is a lady killer how has great penis. all boy are friends with him all girls crush on him. he is extremely funny and no one is better then him. he is good at sports and he is extremely hot and strong he has an 8 pack too.

why cant you be like Russell

by your favorite reseler December 16, 2016

russell crowe

A succesful australian actor who still calls australia home. go russ!

cant say much for his singing though..

by returnfrom86 August 27, 2005

royal russell

royal russell is a boarding school for dumb uneducated twats who aren’t loved by their parents. the boys there are so ugly and have yellow teeth. the girls are dick sucking slags. parents just want to get rid of their kids so they send them to this fucked school

that girl gave the sloppiest head and turns out its another royal russell student

by ellen is a slut February 1, 2019

russell cr-owned

Getting hit in the head with a telephone.

"Russell Crowe just russell cr-owned that hotel clerk!"

by LMB June 30, 2005

Russell Crowe

Someone who is intoxicated

Don't mind him, he's just Russell Crowe right now

by kickstanddick November 30, 2004

Russell Frost

Is an amazing daddy and a loving boyfriend. He is perfect for Lisa. He knows how to make his girl happy. He is sexy as fuck and them eyes... And thise dimples make you melt......

Have you see Russell Frost... Ya well hes mine so dont touch or even look his way...

by Lisa 😘 December 22, 2016

Brad Russell

Brad Russell is the very definition of both femininity and masculinity. The mere sight of Brad causes intense and wild orgasms. His one-size fits all dick and pussy have caused the straightest of men into cock worshippers. His cavernous asshole has launched expeditions by the UN into it’s unknown and undiscovered colon. Brad has the world record for three-pointers in a single season and is currently on a 4,000,000 dollar contract with the Lakers. Whenever he is shown on TV, birth rates multiply tenfold. Brad haircut has caused a worldwide switch to mandatory buzz cut with a small amount of gelled up hair in the front. Brads’ veluptuious ass has created a small yet growing religion of those looking to seek slavation within Brad and consider him their only deity. Brad Russel’s chode is considered a medical anomaly by researchers studying his body. His dick is 5 times thicker than long.

“Last time I saw Brad Russell, I almost came in my pants in front of the whole class!”

“Are you guys going on the pilgrimage to pray to Brad?”

by Follower of Brad April 29, 2021