Mob Rule

Mob Rule: a far-right phrase describing an electoral system where the president is chosen based on a majority of voters wanting them to be president.

“You want to abolish the electoral college? That would lead to mob rule, which I’m TOTALLY in favor of when it comes to electing senators, mayors, representatives, city council members, dog catchers, judges, district attorneys, PTA heads, and literally every other position. But not the presidency for some reason.”

by WadatahMyDamie June 6, 2019

max rule

A handsome, teenage boy who always gets the girls. Extremely large penis which ranges between 10 - 15 inches. Always cares about girls and can become very good friends with them without sexual feelings.

Max Rule

by AwesomeDude1234 October 23, 2013

MacGlutenary Rule

To be used when you have artificially stuck random facts together in an attempt to bluff someone into believing you know what you are talking about, but have been called out. Similar to calling a "Mulligan" in golf, one could use the "MacGlutenary Rule" to refrain from a discussion without further embarrassment.

Mary- "You are so full of shit, I don't believe a word you just said!"
Jonathan- "I'm calling the MacGlutenary Rule"
Mary- "More ridiculousness! There's no such rule!"
Jonathan, eager to save face- "Urban Dictionary, look it up!"

by Factsmith September 2, 2018

Let my Pets Decide Rule

Aka. L.P.D.R., A social norm where before getting into a long term serious relationship with another person, one of the people in the relationship insists that they have to see if their pets like their partner, which if their pets don't like their partner, they will not get into relationship with that person. It is good way to ensure your partner is trustworthy, and is a highly ethical behavior, for you are making sure your whole family, not just the people, but your pets too, like and trust your partner. The only issue with this rule is the fact that if your pet suffers from social aggression, territorial aggression, and or fear-related anxiety it can negatively impact their ability to accurately evaluate that person. If this is the case, the owner should work with their veterinarian, dog trainer, and cat behaviorist to try to treat their pet's condition before using this approach. This same norm also occurs when two people who have been in a romantic relationship are considering moving in together, so they decide to have their pets meet beforehand to see if their pets are compatible and can easily get along, which good way to prevent unnecessary conflicts before they happen. If they don't get along, the individuals may need to hold off until they can get a veterinary professional to diagnose the problem and attempt to treat it so it can be controlled or eliminated.

Adam: How are you and Victoria doing these days?
Earl: We're doing pretty good, but she insists that before we get more serious that she wants me to meet her dog and cat to see if they like me and go from there.
Adam: She is using the Let my Pets Decide Rule. You do realize if they don't like you that there is strong possibility she will end your relationship.
Earl: Yes, but I'm not worried. A friend of mine knows her and has met her dogs. He told me they tend to be very friendly.

by Vanguard 1998 February 10, 2021

The Matrix Rule

When a movie has sequels it is almost always a fact that the first one is good and the rest are absolute shite. Called "The Matrix Rule" because it was one of the first examples of this.

"The second matrix is the best"

*is promptly executed*

"The Matrix Rule"

by Fuck you Coen2 November 12, 2021

5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them

I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule

by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022

10 minute rule

If you say “ if u do something than this” then In 10 minutes it’s over

“If u talk ur gay” “10 minute rule”

by Levelheadedperson December 22, 2021