rootmarm

noun. A flavorless mush.

"Who will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless mush I call rootmarm?"

by MikePBW February 1, 2008

roomy

Room-mate. Someone sharing a room or apartment. See roomie.

My roomy is moving out soon. I'll have to find someone else to help me drink all this beer.

by budser January 5, 2008

root of all evil

The Love of Money: a direct quote from 1 Timothy 6:10 KJV:
"For the love of money is the root of all evil:"

This famous verse from the King James Version is often misquoted as saying "Money is the root...", but the Apostle Paul is clearly talking about the love of money (greed).

Originally penned in Greek in the first century A.D, It has been better translated in English the ASV and NIV:
"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."

Don't be so greedy! Remember, the love of money if the root of evil

by Don Jewett March 10, 2004

Rectum Rooter

That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.

Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?

Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.

Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.

by The King Cornholer April 15, 2008

root beer

The best damn soda in the world!

Henry Weinhard's by favorite bottled root beer, A&W's my favorite canned root beer.

by Disillusioned Hippie October 2, 2005

root 'n' scoot

To take a member of the opposite sex home for a night of passion (to root) and leaving straight away in the morning, never to have anything more (or at least nothing more sexual) to do with that person ever again (scoot).

Mick: So are you going to go out with her?
Furby: No I just want a root 'n' scoot

by Furby July 23, 2005

rootsy

This occurs when friends get together to enjoy some drinking, smoking, reggae music, and good times.

The other night was rad. You could say it was rootsy.

by Rob R. December 3, 2006