If someone define himself like a cristiano ronaldo son...eh...You must treat him like a king and give him whatever he wants beacuse his the son of the goat right?
by maybe i gave my ass November 22, 2021

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by Subway Streamer September 20, 2025

A guy who is shy at first, but turns out to be really cool. He is a good dresser and likes to wipe his hands in plastic bags.
by Stunzy August 25, 2018

The most majestic footballer to ever stroll the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just exist — he blesses the world with his every breath. When he drops his AirPods, they don’t hit the ground - the Earth catches them. He once waved at someone and three countries declared a national holiday. Scientists tried to study his footsteps and accidentally discovered a new element: GOATium. When Ronaldo opens a pack of gum, the wrapper folds itself out of respect. He once yawned during training, and a solar eclipse happened. His mirror doesn’t reflect him — it watches and learns. And don’t even get me started on when he sips water — each gulp echoes through the multiverse as a reminder that perfection exists. Cristiano sneezes? A stadium sells out. He blinks? A volcano calms down. He stretches before a match and gravity takes a break. Honestly, at this point, Ronaldo doesn’t live in reality — reality adjusts to Ronaldo.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025

Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.
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