wayne rooney

He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney

hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney

hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney

hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney

he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney

hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney

he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed

wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night

Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!

hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"

wayne rooney is a dirty red scum
wayne rooney is fat

by lee_23 slimmings March 4, 2005

Mitt Romney

1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.

2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.

1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."

by 742It'sHenry742742742742742742 October 27, 2012

rodney

1) huge cock
2)erection

stuart has a rodney

shawn got a rodney looking at morgan and stuart make out

by whitesizzle101 December 26, 2007

wayne rooney

fat bastard who eats all the pies and shags your gran all night

you're as fat as wayne rooney

by Michael Pirouet March 22, 2005

rodney king'd

To beat someone because of their race (usually Black).

Those police beganm to Rodney King that man.

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Roney

When a male is feeling especially bold, full of himself, pumped up. Full of Testosterone. Manly Man. Sowing his oats.

Did you hear that guy's tires squeal? He must be feelin' roney tonight.

by spawnofearthboy April 9, 2009

Romney

While not widespread, "to pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as illustrated when Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana.

Guy #1: I turned my phone off because my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason.
Guy #2: Dude, you know you can't hide from her forever, right? Don't pull a Romney on me, man.

by Bob the Plumber February 20, 2009