Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.

Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"

by Sir Ector April 30, 2010

riley reid

the hottest pornstar ever

i love riley reid

by asschunks August 7, 2017

Riley

A decent name. Nothings wrong with it

Person 1: hi Riley

Riley: hey

by HowTheHellDoIRead December 22, 2018

Baba O'Riley

An awesome song performed and written by The Who. It was probably the first hit song to use a synthesizer as the lead. Also, it's a song that a lot of poser/morons call "Teenage Wasteland."

(Radio is playing Baba O'Riley)
Stupid Kid: OMG I LOVE TEENAGE WASTELAND!
Me: It's named Baba O'Riley dipshit...

by jhdfahsj December 22, 2005

Riley

The most amazing guy you could ever meet . May be serious and not so outgoing at first . But after you get to know him you'll see he's lots of fun . Knows how to have fun with you but also knows when enough is enough . A very charming , loyal, sweet , sensitive , trustworthy , handsome/sexy person . Once you fall in love with a Riley , its hard to forget them . Pretty big penis too

Girl 1: I'm SO glad I met Riley ! He's such an amazing guy !

Girl 2: I know ! I dated him last year and I still can't get him out of my head ! He had a pretty big dick too

by y!a!h!h! December 18, 2011

Riley

Riley he's genuine, honest, trustworthy, hot, mannerly, polite, athletic, fast, and very loveable.

Kate: my boyfriend is so trustworthy, honest, hot, and loveable.

Blaine: oh you probably got a riley

by Kaylennnnnnnn March 18, 2015

riley grump butt

A person who wants to sleep all day and won't get out of bed. Instead of loving you, they just lay in your bed all day. They are also very mean when they are asleep. They fart on you, try to push you off the bed, and call you mean names.

Riley, please stop being a Riley Grump Butt and get out of bed.

by Please Get Up and Love Me January 28, 2016