Ricers

Slow cars that look ugly. Ricers have very little power. Ricers are cars that people will put mufflers on that make the car sound like an angry pack of bees, cold air intakes, body kits, big spoilers, and oversized rims on.

Them ricers thought they were cool doing burn outs at the red light until alittle ways down the road i passed them in my truck.....only doing 90 and it looked like they were standing still.

by ME July 1, 2004

ricer fly by

The act of passing a person letting off the gas after beating you by 2 car lengths

Haha that prelude didnt have a chance against my rsx-type s
now get ready for his ricer fly by

by JoeJoe December 3, 2005

Ricer

A person with a horrendously funny confusion between style and substance. Not all ricers are fuckwits, the ones who get their Civic DX and put 20"s and lawnmower exhausts on them are.

Ricer: Civic DX, complete with fart pipes, neon lighting, completely stock engine, and 8000 decals including a Ralliart one and a Mugen one next to each other. Non-painted aero kit.

Not a ricer: twin-turbo RX-7, with modest rear wing, 16" alloys and good tires. No aero kit. Maybe a limited-slip. Non-audible blow-off valves on turbo. No carbon-fiber to be seen. Good-sounding exhaust

REALLY not a ricer: 1955 Willys-Overland Pickup, 35" BFG M-T'S, Mercruiser 350, NV4500 5-speed, true 4WD, Detroit lockers.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

dumb ricer

to modify your late model honda accord in such a way that it will look remotely like a nissan skyline, fags think that making a skyline is a substitute for the real thing. adding fake rim wheel covers is also denoted as being a dumb ricer. Same goes for driving an automatic like a standard, putting the car into neutral at a red light and revving the engine, you only look more like fake rice poseur.

irwin you dumb ricer, your skyline accord is a nasty piece of shit.
irwin your car is ugly with your gay eucalyptus green paint and wheel covers, your a dumb ricer.
dumb ricers like to borrow money from their friends and not pay them back, instead choosing to run away like a bitch.

by psychik April 6, 2005

ricer

The current definition of this term is anyone who thinks he/she's increasing the performance of his/her car but is actually uglifying it as well as reducing it performance.

Sometimes, this word is mistakenly used to refer to a tuner.

Example of a ricer: Owns a Honda Civic with a GTR badge on the gas tank cover, a big bodykit that actually increases drag and thus decreases performance, an exhaust that almost eliminates back-pressure and thus decreases performance, stickers everywhere, a really tall spoiler that gives the car more drag and thus reduces performance, huge chrome rims, thin tires which don't have a very long life, added weight (audio systems, the bodykit, the huge spoiler, etc.), bottles of "NAWWS", etc.

by Meteor December 10, 2008

bean and ricer

The mexican version of ricers.

Going down 101 today I caught a fleet of bean and ricers.

by mundermensch December 24, 2004

ricer

UK Definition: A teenage boy who just passed his driving test. Now drives a Fiat Punto, Peugeuot 106 or Vauxhall Astra and shouts 'Ere bei's, look at my backbox!' that has more plastic on it than the contents of a "Toys 'R' us" and more lighting than wembley stadium.

Can generally be seen late at night in your local high street or multi-storey car park revving engines, making noises like an old person snoring through a megaphone, with girls sitting in the passenger seat who have applied their make-up with a brick-layers trowel or sneezed in their make-up box.

"Look at this ricer in a 1.2 Nova. Looks like he's just crashed into a halfords"

by Shifty VW August 2, 2007