Rectal Enlargement Programs

Company policies that take advantage of, generally make things harder for, or outright harms its employment staff.

Company X instituted the latest of their Rectal Enlargement Programs (REP). This REP reduced employee pay and eliminated benefits, while reducing staffing and increasing workloads. This time they didn't even issue a jar of vaseline with it !

by SkiDale September 25, 2006

rectal fist fucking

Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links


Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.

Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.

Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.

PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE

Believe it or not, this is a genuine paper, which you can view at medline!!!! (online journal)

by Finesilver January 19, 2005

Rock Rental

When someone loans their car to a drug dealer in exchange for crack. Generally speaking, since drug dealers are not to be trusted, they fail to return the car later and the owner, who has now smoked up all the crack, calls the police to report the car stolen.

Tyrone done got six fly rides off of rock rentals this week yo

by Landric April 4, 2003

rectal fault line

1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.

2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.

Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.

that chick has the biggest rectal fault line I have ever seen.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

by grant24 May 15, 2008

Fast Food Restaurant

Any restaurant where you can see mexicans cooking on a grill right behind the cash register, and fat people purchasing incredibly unhealthy food, but getting diet soda because they are in fact on a "diet"

I went to a fast food restaurant and saw the mexican on the grill scratch his balls and then touch my fries

by Dunski23 April 11, 2009

rectal vision

When the optic nerve in your eye travels though the rectum to your anus and causes you have a shitty outlook on life.

Its not Debbie's fault she's always depressed and bringing everybody down. She has rectal vision.

by Ballard757 January 28, 2011