SMR (Social Media Researcher)
Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.
A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.
They're not creepy - they're curious.
They're not obsessive - they're efficient.
They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.
A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.
They're not creepy - they're curious.
They're not obsessive - they're efficient.
They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:
"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"
"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"
"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
Get the Social Media Researcher (SMR)mug. I again can't stress enough that I am not Ben Meisalas from the Meidastouch. I do not look like a pedophile so why would I work for them?
Hym "Stanford Research finds that 'Therapy' chat bots are encouraging schizophrenic delusions and suicide! SO ARE THE FUCKING YOUTUBERS! You know what... Stanford Research ALSO sent 8 perfectly mentally healthy people into a mental institution and told them to act perfectly normal. Those people were then diagnosed with bipolar personality disorder AND SCHIZOPHRENIA. And after finding out they had been duped, the mental institute asked them to send more people so they could diagnose them correctly this time. After several weeks they called Stanford to see how well they did and found that Stanford hadn't sent anyone. So, schizophrenia is already a diagnoses people can receive in the complete absence of having schizophrenia. And people are not trying to make that even harder AND the chat bots are doing it. Like, they are repeating the things I say aloud during their live streams (The Majority Report) not 30-60 seconds after I say it. So, no. Fuck you. I'm not letting you use this to convince me of anything. No orders rescinded. No apologies given or meant. You can eat a dick."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Stanford Researchmug. A person who uses common sense and his brain. Actually a product designer who doesn’t want to be associated anymore with the questionable flamboyant work of people on Dribbble.
"Dude, your design is too clean. It needs more pop and colors!"
"As a UI researcher, let me tell you my design does exactly what it's supposed to do."
"As a UI researcher, let me tell you my design does exactly what it's supposed to do."
by herrhaase September 18, 2019
Get the UI researchermug. 