something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.
by kikimdx January 14, 2024

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. May 5, 2025

by JamesCharlesCock September 23, 2020

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.
by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.
My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.
by sdickiso November 21, 2016

by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023

by #olderlady October 2, 2018
