Remote

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.

God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!

by fngf3501 April 12, 2022

Remote

The magic object that controls all of life.

The remote just made a baby come to life.
Oh my goodness!

by #olderlady October 02, 2018

Remote

Something I’m too lazy to get

Ok time for a movie... oh I forgot the remote, but I’m too lazy to get it, SLAVES GET MY REMOTE!

by Wuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwueueueuuee October 09, 2020

Remote

a small device used for lazy people lol

i need a remote

by princess_doggy January 05, 2017

Remote

You’d know what a remote means if you weren’t a remote.

Hey ur a fucking remote. “ Tarynn what does a remote mean ?” it means you’re a fucking remote

by Timmothy April 06, 2021

Remotion

To be in the state of remoteness/ to be removed.
Formal word

Bob: Have you seen billy
Jeff: Nope, he's had a remotion from his job

by Epithelial February 03, 2020

WHERES THE REMOTE?

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's fast play! The movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically! Fast play will start in a moment.

MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT

by Fritezas September 16, 2020