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remote

something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.
“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)
by kikimdx January 14, 2024
mugGet the remotemug.

Remoted

when a smoll boii pp gets chopped off and sent to help a girly became a man
george got remoted today!!”
holy shit that must’ve hurt”
by JamesCharlesCock September 23, 2020
mugGet the Remotedmug.

Remote

An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.
God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!
by fngf3501 April 12, 2022
mugGet the Remotemug.

Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.
My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.
by sdickiso November 21, 2016
mugGet the Remote Concolismmug.

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote
OMG! Doug has a remote penis
by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023
mugGet the remote penismug.

Remote

The magic object that controls all of life.
The remote just made a baby come to life.
Oh my goodness!
by #olderlady October 2, 2018
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