Religiocal

A magical event resulting from either prayer, potion mixing, coincedence or a combination thereof.

Did you see that, right when I prayed to buhda that my potion would make you vote this definition down, you did. That's religiocally magicious.

by caliwilli September 19, 2010

Religion

One of the easiest ways to get people angry at each other quick.

Person A: Hello good neighbor. You look like a cool guy. My name's John.
Person B: Howdy. My name's Mark. I'm a very spiritual person, and I want you to know the grace of thy lord. Have you been saved by Jesus?
Person A: No, I'm an atheist.
Person B: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT RAPIST PEDOPHILE GAY JACKASS BITCH WHORE DICKHOLE DIPSHIT CUNT SLUTTY WHORE FUCKER CUM EATING ASSHOLE DILDO PUSSY LICKING RELIGION HATING CONDOM WRAPPER!

by TheEnlightenedOne15 October 11, 2018

religion

A system whereby people look to supernatural forces or entities for guidance, protection, power, knowledge, etc.

Ideally, religion should be about soul-searching, personal betterment, open inquiry, honesty, community, compassion, and striving towards a higher plane of existence. Regrettably, throughout history religions have been created/perverted by the societal elite to maintain their power and oppress others. Unfortunately, it is because of such sins of the past (and present; see televangelist, religious right, gaybashing) that have contributed to a global increase of people unwilling to accept any kind of religion.

Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shintoism, tribal shamanism, Zoroastrianism, Vodun (Voodoo), Mormonism, etc.

by Yax Balam January 6, 2005

Religion

An organized set of spiritual beliefs for the purpose of gaining knowledge about the ultimate nature of reality. It serves as a constant source of purpose and comfort for countless millions of people. It is often incorrectly blamed for every evil in human history. Religion is not, and never was the source of these evils. It is our own corrupt and violent nature as human beings that cause evil. This coupled with strong socio-economic forces have made history quite violent, however it has all been in spite of religion not because of it.

The claims of religious text do not even need to be true for religion to have social utility.

by Keys7854 July 27, 2010

religion

The biggest lie in human history. It has been responsible for more deaths throughout human history than all other unnatural causes combined. For a thousand years the Church was a tyrannical dictatorship that used religion to control the uneducated masses. Free your minds and come into the 21st century

"Religion is the child of Ignorance and Fear"

by ShadeeFan April 18, 2003

Religion Star Actually

It is better we give time a moment to this self for fills substantial spirit, because already to fulfilled well our physical/body everyday. So now moment it mind turn and heart whom we fulfill, if really we still to felt human. I am sure if we still can to a moment give time so that we can wiseer and piety in life this. Every life form certain there final, so properly we can learn from times that already us pass, because only with our substantial result can save our good charity by provision aim alive more true that is hereafter. I want to remind to us all, be careful towards something that can be enemy for us, can through people, or also our self. Because proudest human character. And very careless easy for grateful to alive and die. The above is true advice short this. May can be benefit for us all. Best wishes for us that still at give it opportunity by do good something that and Useful. Under this there a little message may be can at make spiritual input. This world life only is to link to aim alive more.

Religion Star Actually
Spiritual Teacher

by http://www.fardhie.com/ May 1, 2010

The New World Religion (tm)

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SUKI (tm) is The New World Religion (tm)

by pitz August 31, 2004