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Religipoo 

(Re-li-gee-poo) (Religious Poop)
1.A person, group of people, or general place that is/are annoyingly obsessed with there own religion.
2.A person or group who feel the need to apply religion obsessively to every day tasks.
The public school teacher who felt the need to “praise the lord jesus” so we may have a safe field trip to the science museum was a bit of a religipoo.
Religipoo by Ian G July 25, 2008
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religion 

VERB; pure religion, and undefiled before god is this; to visit the fatherless and the widow in their affliction and to keep oneself unspotted from the world; humble charity. This is the definition of religion found in the Bible
She practices religion by feeding the fatherless children in China every week.
religion by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008

true religion trapper 

one of those people who come strapped head to toe with true religion, usually has Air Force 1’s, sells drugs or smokes on the regular...
-buzairi & mitch
Harris Dost and José Javier are true religion trappers.

The Religion of Peace

The founder of the "religion of peace" was prophet Mohammad. For a some reason he is called "prophet" even though the "pedophile" would be a more appropriate designation - or by what name should be a man called who in his fifties picked up his favorite wife Aisha from a kindergarden and screwed her when she was 9-year-old, of course she was a child of his cousin, so no wonder why 50% of dune coons in the Middle East are inbreds due to consanguineous marriages when the Maestro itself sets an unhealthy example.

There are enough delusional zealots who murder innocent people, even children in the name of gods. Extreme Islamists are a good bad example of these lunatics. Unfortunately their inbreeding hasn't yet come far enough, they still have hands to shoot, blast bombs and slash the throats of infidels and feet to move instead of seal-like body with claws and flippers.

While we are waiting for that day (hurry up evolution, in the name of Charles Darwin!) they continue to commit atrocities among the heredics and if they happen to die while doing their holy mission they become martyrs and will enter paradise with 72 virgin goats. It's a bit foggy on how those clit free tent ladies will be rewarded after they detonate their explosive vest in a crowd.
"The religion of peace takes good care of its women, every individual seems to have a black, portable tent in case of snowstorms - whether a camel's shit-operated stove included.."

Religidouche 

Someone who forces their religion and idiosyncrasies down the throats of others, and is intolerant to all other schools of thought.
"I was talking to someone about being a Buddhist and he said I was going to hell for not repenting my sins and that he was glad people like me were not allowed into heaven."
"Meh, don't pay any attention to him, he was just being a religidouche."
Religidouche by yamar35 February 7, 2014

religion 

verb: an act or act(s) of humble charity, giving to someone in need, selfless acts of kindness.~adapted from the KJV of the Bible.
"pure religion, and undefiled before God, is this; to visit the fatherless and the widows in their affliction."
religion by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

Religion 

A set of core beliefs that someone believes;
commitment or devotion to religious faith or observance.
There are many religions in the world and many have a common background. The most prevalent religions of the world are; Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism and Hinduism.
Definitions should be unbiased; bashing any religion in the example doesn't really help anyone.

Guy 1; Those "coexist" stickers are really awesome!
Guy 2; Yeah I have one on my car, just because I go to church doesn't mean I hate people for who they are or what they believe if they are different. That is just wrong, man.
Religion by Sarahbeanie325 October 12, 2011
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