Religicile

Religious Imbecile; A person that believes in god and religion. Believing in god and religion makes you an imbecile hence the word religicile.

1) That religicile thinks the world is 6000 years old.

2) That religicile is against birth control.

3) That religicile is indoctrinating children.

4) Those religiciles are fighting over imaginary friends.

5) That religicile believes in god.

by bagel_19 September 12, 2010

religious education

Religious Education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. It is the most pointless hour of bullshit you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just shit on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. No one really really needs to know what Jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash - ignore it kids - the answer to all exam questions is either Jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells :)

what lesson have you got ?

religious education, i sure am ready to fucking kill myself

by ManLikeBraff October 18, 2017

True Religion Jeans

Expensive designer jeans that have a horse shoe like "U" stitched onto the back pockets.

Movie stars and rich people wear these jeans. They range from $175 to around $450. Nice jeans.

WOAH are those true religion jeans?

your damn right they are!

by killakiwi December 30, 2008

religious masturbator

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

3) Also called spiritual masterbation.

Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.

Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

False Religions

Fake True Religions.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."

So yeah. False Religions can identified by the way the design on the back looks.

by Aspireso34 March 2, 2008

Religon

#1 The Incorrect Spelling of 'Religion'

#2 A Really, Really stupid alliance Guild on Cho'Gall who cant speak english

LOL I PEW PEW NAXX FOR -RELIGON- GM WHO CANT SPELL WURDS LOLOLOL

by mgofkeano February 10, 2009

evolutionary religion

1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.

2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.

dude: "how was the earth created?"

"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)

dude: but how do you know for sure?

"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...

by Consequences October 7, 2010