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REDcard

The ultimate goal of Target's disillusioned LODs and GSTLs who whip their cashiers with spiked belts at every prompt to try to enforce their will against unsuspecting customers.

Usually the result of a life of shit, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they're already working under shitty conditions at little over minimum wage.

Victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally retarded and morbidly obese individuals that can't find a job anywhere else.
I just started working at Target a week ago, and this nasty bitch with crooked teeth and a terrible lisp told me that if I don't get redcards, she'll murder me and rape my family.
That hurt my feelings, (so I yelled 'This is SPARTA' and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the fuck out of there).
by Knick Nack Paddywack October 16, 2008
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Redballed

More frustrating than blueballs; When someone is denied intercourse due to a woman's menstrual cycle.
Dave: How'd it go with that chick?

Jason: Not so good

Dave: She a tease?

Jason: Not exactly..I got redballed...
by Whitey McRosenski April 2, 2011
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Redgag

Dipping a gag cloth in your girlfriend's period blood and then proceeding to gag her with it.
I can't wait to redgag my girlfriend tonight.
by LeRuffleFace May 23, 2013
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[REDACTED]

by Ио April 28, 2021
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Redhawk

1. A student at Miami University of Ohio.

2. An imaginary creature easily recognised by its premantly popped collar.
Break out the J-Crew catilogs...here come the Redhawks.
by ??? July 20, 2006
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Reda <3

A celebrity in everyones hearts and the most beautiful woman you will ever lay your eyes on. An amazing girl that will blow you away in every way. Intelligent, smart, funny, friendly(can be very mean) so don’t mess with her. She goes through a lot and deserves the world. Incredibly sexy and the best female you’ll ever meet. Dont forget her name.
Person 1 - Im tired of being single.
Person 2 - You should look for a Reda in your life.

Person 1 - Woah Who’s that beauty over there?
Person 2 - Oh, thats just that girl Reda <3.
by Reda’sMans November 10, 2018
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Redacted

To disappear or go into hiding.
The pool water was 68 degrees, and when I jumped in, my balls redacted into my stomach.
by BLT85022 April 24, 2019
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