procrastination ratio

The ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.

Varies from person to person.

Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.

Guy #1: Have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!

by Nottel Inyu December 6, 2010

Self-Ratio

1. When you reply to yourself and get more likes than the original post/comment/like received .
2. When you like a reply to your own comment/reply that has an equal number of likes as the original comment/reply, thus giving it more likes than your comment and therefore ratioing yourself.

Damn, I self-ratioed myself. At least someone else didn’t do it.

by ShoppingCartCentral February 19, 2021

Death to Income Ratio

The relative rating between a person's likely years left before dying and their annual income or networth.

My nana is dating again and she's getting pretty serious with this guy Sol. The nursing home gave him an 'A' rating for his Death to Income Ratio.

by L-Dub Elie April 11, 2017

national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.

C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020

Chill To Pull Ratio

The amount of chilling with your boys/pulling bitches one fratstar can achieve. Five to Five is the highest ratio.

"What do you think his chill to pull ratio is?"

by Idaho Sae Frat Star Goldfinger November 19, 2011

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

Frank to Bun Ratio

The Frank to Bun Ratio would be the ratio of men to women at a party or any social gathering. Men being Franks, Women being Buns. Commonly referred to the "F to B".

Dude, the Frank to Bun Ratio sucks here, it is a sausage fest. -OR- Dude, the F to B sucks here, it is a sausage fest.

by Zach Race January 28, 2008