Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night

We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle

by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023

Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.

That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.

by izzycorcoran December 9, 2022

Caitlin Randall

Bi

She gets off two a boy and a girl having sex, she must be Caitlin Randall.

by Helelekelekel May 27, 2018

Randall Saito

A necrophiliac who kills people and has sex with the dead bodies.

Aaron is such a Randall Saito!

by Poopyfecesbutt January 21, 2018

rANdALled

When your passed out and getting fucked in the ass and suddenly someone shoves a leaf blower in your face.

Went to a party in Stuart, Fl, got so drunk, I got rANdALled.

by Hoodrat954 April 10, 2025

randal tax

When you trash someones car anonymously so they have to pay

“I just randal taxed my grandpa!”
“Very sigma!”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023

EJ Randall

A person with a square head (Carlos Magallanes) because the character has a big square head.

Whoa! Is that guy an EJ Randall?

by DAWDUIHAWIUDHAW July 28, 2021