King Ranch

This is a term used to describe somthing that is overblown,with either hype or extras.One may often have a very small penis if one needs something king ranched.A truck by ford is king ranched (F250 KING RANCH).The owners of said truck are most often "tools"with little manhoods.

You know that tool you work with,he just bought a F250 king ranch.

by car tv February 26, 2010

dude ranch

a ranch where the owner of it does no work on it. instead he hires people to do the normal work associated with a ranch. george bush likes to play cowboy at his in texas.

george bush has a dude ranch

by david j July 31, 2005

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

Wildhorse Ranch

Wildhorse Ranch is an equine and feline rescue organization dedicated to saving lives. Go to www.mudpony.com for more information on how you can donate.

UrbanDictionary.com is the shiznit fo' showin' peeps that they can donate some serious bling to Wildhorse Ranch, beeyotch! Wicky wicky!

by McKizzle Bizzle April 21, 2005

ranch dipper

A fat country girl who sleeps around

Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

Spahn Ranch

1. The home of Charles Manson and the Manson Family.
2. An electronica band. The song Rationale off of their 1998 album Beat Noir is featured in the move Boondock Saints.

Why the heck are so many great musicians naming their bands after fucked up shit --like Spahn Ranch-- great beats, but named after the Manson place...

by nuke_eo August 27, 2005

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before grabbing their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020