Ryser

Originating from Swiss descent. A very uncommon last name in the United States.

The correct pronunciation sounds like REESER but the majority of people sound it like RISER

Nice to meet you my name is Dave Ryser.

by Dave Ryser October 14, 2008

Night Ryder

A white girl who only likes black guys

Anth: Yo that girls sexy , im goin to go talk to her
Brian: naw man shes a pure night ryder

by Anth101 October 23, 2008

RKer

An RKer is someone who has sex with cats. He thinks the cats like it but they don't. Poor cats.

"Why did Jason just buy a new cat?" Asked Travis. "He's an RKer." Jake said. "I always knew thats what he meant by getting pussy!" Said Henry.

by Cheatachu January 22, 2008

Ryder

A sexy guy with great brown hair and eyes
Has the biggest cock you will ever see

Makes a great boyfriend and loves to watch his girlfriend's shows with her.

Very perverted and is probally at some girl's house right now eating her out
Will love to go shopping with you

And buys you all the dildos you want

Loves to take a shower with you.
Loves to do it in front of the dogs and kitties

Dick lasts long so many can share

Average guy:"I heard that my girlfriend is hanging out with Ryder"
Friend: Uh oh it's over then. She's probally giving his big dick a bj right now

Average guy: Well, he's a ryder

Girlfriend: he resized my holes. His dick is way bigger then yours and he is sexy goodbye

Average guy: whatever he's a ryder

Friend: if she didn't fall for a ryder then she'd be a lesbian

Dad: Kate's friend ,ryder is coming over

Mom: A ryder?!! oh no I'm rushing home from work

Dad: what why

Mom: he's a ryder! Walk into her room now!
Dad: walks in* kate is eating his long cock
Gosh I wish I was a ryder

Mom; 1975-2017 ~ died because ryder went up too far.

by Loverofmochs March 15, 2017

Ryder

A perfect guy who if wasnt such a pervert would make a perfect boyfriend, jokes and messes around alot and dresses good , perfect for almost any girl hes a badass and always up for anything

I love Ryder

by Anonoymous420 April 17, 2017

ryke

Gnarly, Gnar, sick, awesome!

1. Dude, yesterday i totally shredded the ryke.
2. Dude that kid is ryke.

by gnarly surfer July 11, 2009

Rikers Handshake

The greeting a new guy gets as an inmate at the prison on Rikers Island, NYC; in other words, he is sodomized.

"Did you hear what happened to Joey? They gave him the Rikers Handshake!" "Oh, man...!"

by Doesn't Shake Hands November 6, 2011