RTFB

Acronym for Read The Fucking Blog. The acronym some pretentious asshole uses when a friend asks him about a recent event in his life. An event about which he obviously and even more recently blogged.

Friend: "Hey what's up man! How was the hiking trip?"

Asshole: "Didn't you READ MY BLOG??"

Friend: "Your blog?"

Asshole: "Yeah man, like, RTFB!"

Friend: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Asshole: "On my MySpace."

Friend: "MySpace is gay."

by Forrest Harding August 30, 2006

rtfp

Abbreviation for "Read the f****** powerpoint".

Stop asking and RTFP.

by hpg September 23, 2005

RTFA

Run The Fuck Away!

1. Last resort defense in game combat.
2. The only/last defense against overwhelming or unexpected confrontation.

by LoganSaj June 28, 2004

RTFB

RTFB: An acronym for "(R)ide (T)he (B)us". You can tell your mother/teachers that the F stands for "fast", because we all know the bus is so fast.

You wanna know the best way downtown from here? Just RTFB.

by cazort September 9, 2003

rtfm

rftm stands for Read The F*cking Manual. This term is used when referring to people who didn't read something properly such as a paragraph in a book, a question on a test or the definition for rtfm.

Luke: I though the question said three times two. Not two times three!!
Nathaniel: rtfm, dude

by jathatual November 7, 2016

RTFR

Short for Read The Fucking Room. When Karen’s and Kevin’s keep sharing stuff that are ignorant and irrelevant given the current climate with police brutality. #BLM

*Karen posts a selfie*: who is she?

Normal persons: RTFR Karen..

by coca_cola_boi May 31, 2020

RTFW

Read The Fucking/Friendly/Fantastic Web. ( Past Tense )

Used as a reply to people who ask you to STFW.

a: how can I has coloured links?
b: zomfg, STFW!
a: STFU dick, I've RTFW.

by kfredric August 5, 2007