the rones

noun (used with a singular verb) Pathology.

another name for coronavirus / COVID-19 – an extremely infectious illness characterized by flu-like symptoms, often leading to pneumonia and even death.

Ya'll leaving quarantine gonna get the rones and shit.
All that toilet paper you stockpiling ain't gonna stop thos rones.
Tom Hanks got the rones and it's actually pretty sad. Not joking.

by gzzzzzz March 18, 2020

tugging rope

it is the motion your hand makes when masturbating that is similar to tugging some rope

Eric: Where is shawn?
Wilson: I dont know
Eric: jerking off hand motion

Wilson: OOOOH, tugging rope.

by 311MidvaleBlaster March 14, 2010

Snooker with a rope

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007

rapesturbation

rape of oneself
rape + masturbation

I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time

by Crunchyness March 14, 2008

Rope Yourself

The advising to one another of killing yourself by hanging, usually in response to bad news or extreme boredom, and often used in conjunction with ASAP

*over the phone*
"Mate I've just blocked the only toilet at my girlfriends dads house, And I can't leave for another few hours..."

"Rope yourself ASAP mate"

by I HUNT KIDS July 13, 2016

robespigeon

The most beautiful pairing in the world, coupling the tender Incorruptible with that purest of birds, the pigeon. Particularly meaningful because the pigeon's beak, which is fed with scraps even the lowest parisian vagrants have discarded, is incapable of uttering any untruth.

"Ugh, fuck Eléonore Duplay. Robespigeon is my OTP."

by Pigeon McPigeonson November 12, 2011

rope like okra

Okra has longitudinal lines on the fruit. Old school way to say they’re gonna whip you and leave strap marks like the lines that are on Okra. It’s a funny way to let MFers know that you mean business.

If You keep Fucking with me I’m going to whip your ass until it rope like okra.

by SauceDaddy3000 January 26, 2023