Robert

Someone who’s never cuddled w the homies

Wow that guy hasn’t come to our homie cuddling session such a Robert

by Not Katie February 16, 2020

Robert

Robert are weird and funny and some time needs to chill Robert usually hang out with Genevha and possibly Genevha tell Robbie that they like them but sometimes Robert don't say yes they rejecte them in a " nice" way Robbie mostly never really care about genevha Robert will or could be friends with a genevha,a jayla,an Owen or more they r usually in to fortnite and other games leaves you texting your self but will respond ones in a while and is a genevha best friend for life😍😍😍

Person 1- oh that's a Robert he reagected lots oh girls person 2- oh he is a player

by MISSGOBBSNOB July 31, 2018

Robert

The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers

Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.

by EvoTheBum October 27, 2022

Robert

A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up

Peron: dude your dog is SUCH a robert

by BALLSBYOTCH November 2, 2022

Robert

Someone who is currently Seksing ur mum

I hope Robert doesn't find my mum

by MumSekser March 9, 2021

Robert

A 5’5, short bitch, who prefers to stalk rather than confront his bitches. His pathetic muscles complement his obsessive jim grind in the same way that Dennis’ dick displays his lack of testosterone. Tends to talk frequently about tearing up that albussy.

Person #1: Bro is being such a Robert right now, creeping up on girls and fapping to their vsco’s
Person #2: Factual information.

by Bigcatsmack123 June 25, 2022

Robert

a cat killer very dickhead he’s a cock sucker and has a 1inch penis cheats on multiple girls at a time and is a hoe he supposedly has a “backup” a “girlfriend” and a “side chick”

hey is that Robert

other person: yeah that’s the dickhead
other dude: FUCK HIM

by urmum_53000 March 25, 2022