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queso queso

random code word for "bang" (sex)
it literally means "cheese cheese" in spanish
you use it when you don't want other people to understand what you are saying
girl 1: what'd you do last night?
girl 2: i queso queso'd that guy!
girl 1: yeahhh! he is a hottie patottie
retard who thinks shes their friend: cheese cheese?
by maccalover43 January 31, 2008
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queso

Noun lit.-Spanish for cheese, but more recently used, predominantly by chicanos, (americans of mexican decent), as slang for semen or ejaculate.

See also: "queso run"
I shot my queso on her face.
by sardonik1 September 29, 2006
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Queso Blanco

A beyond hot white boy that has hooked up with a lovely sexy Latin lady.
Girl 1: DAMN that white boy is hot!!
Latin Girl: Yeah he's my queso blanco.
by Queso June 26, 2007
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quetzalcoatlus

Performing a pterodactyl while being penetrated from behind.
Dude Melissa is such a slut, she was doing a quetzalcoatlus last night.
by Jeff Cocksington June 5, 2011
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queso

Cuban slang for repressed sperm due to celibacy.
Desde que mi papi està conmigo ya no tiene queso, yo le hago todo lo que él le gusta, todo lo que él me pide.

Since my sweetheart is with me he's not repressed anymore. I do to him all that he wants, all he asks for.
by TuGatica July 19, 2010
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Quetzali

1. To be a hater
2. A really short person with a good sense of style but cannot spell
3. A type of bird (Quetzal)
i really liked what quetzali was wearing today.

did you see the quetzal flying in the air?
by lil devils November 3, 2010
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Quetard

(pronounced kwuh-tard)

1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay.

2. A homosexual who does not have the balls to admit that he is a homosexual. Sometimes caused by fear to take it in the ass or be labeled a queer.

3. Someone who is both queer and retarded.

quasi-gay Quatard
Dude, Chris is always checking out guys from the corner of his eye- but his myspace profile says he's straight!

yeah, he's a total quetard.


gay boi 1: There goes Dale with another new girlfriend, wonder how long she'll last? Do you think he'll ever finally admit to himself that he's gay?

gay boi 2: I know! Everyone knows he's homo except himself. He's just completely quetarded.
by Quatchi-homo September 29, 2008
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