quagmire

That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.

by Franzshizzle April 7, 2007

Quail

Many guys enjoying farting inside a room, car, or closed space and then leaving. A quail is the same, but for a female. Quail is short for queef and bail, meaning queefing and leaving.

Did you just quail in there?

by Palmer3 November 7, 2010

Quail Hunting

The act of hitting a teammate in a first person shooter. Also known as Friendly Fire

Dude, stop quail hunting! Your not Dick Cheny!

by Lucien Seffer January 19, 2009

Quagwire

That mess of wires behind your home PC.

Can you plug the new printer into that Quagwire under the desk?

by ModusMan February 18, 2010

Quaggot

A mixture between a queer and a faggot. Not referring to homosexuals, but more to people who are stupid, annoying, and/or assholes.

That guy camping in the corner on Call of Duty MW 2 with a p90 is being a fucking pussy ass quaggot.

by HLG xTrigger November 18, 2009

quaged

To be kicked out of your host's apartment, bedroom, house etc... after spending the night. Derived from Quagmire-the lovable woman hungry character in Family Guy.

I had Sarah over for a "fun night" last night, then I QUAGED her in the morning because I had to go to work.

by Segzy July 7, 2005

Quail Hunting

To go out looking for girls

"Let's polish off this vodka and go quail hunting."

by PCooper May 2, 2008