Pulling a Putin

Disappearing for an extended period of time.

Person 1: Where's Bob? I haven't seen or heard from him for a couple of weeks.
Person 2: Must be pulling a Putin.

by wangodango March 27, 2015

Putin’s Razor

Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.

“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”

“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”

“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)

by TSDG619 November 14, 2020

Putin Sleeper

Refers to pro-Russians, pro-Putin people and Russian people in general that sleep with Putin

Russian/Chinese: Putin is my hero!
Russophobic: kill yourself Putin sleeper, have a nice load of STDs, you cum-dumpster

by ­­ April 2, 2022

Putin-ize

Putin-ize: Verb

Meaning to eliminate with prejudice any and all opposition by any means necessary.

Example

New editors in Russia can expect to be Putin-ized if they are in disagreement with the de facto President for Life.

"Social order requires some degree of Putin-izing to maintain the Status Quo.

by FeralGrognard December 18, 2011

Vladimir Putin

A dictator who wants world domination just like Adolf Hitler. Even though he is losing the war he had taken out many poor soles. The only thing I have to say to Putin is to kill yourself in a bunker!

Person: Hey who’s Vladimir Putin?
Me: An evil dictator who is hurting Ukraine.

by TheAnonymousHuman March 8, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A jackass who thinks it's ok to attack an innocent country.

Do you know who Vladimir Putin is?

Isn't it that jackass who attacked Ukraine.

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeter April 5, 2022

Bless Putin

The Russian or Communist equivalent of “Bless Trump” or “Bless Kim” in the aftermath of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. When an oft-unforgiving world is divinely commanded to bless or love their political enemy rather than curse or hate them—an almost impossible human thing to do sans the love of Christ and the obedience not to harbor ill will vis-à-vis those who have wronged, harmed, or killed others.

Guesstimate how many people today outside Russia and Crimea would obediently bless Putin rather than curse him— and his gang of murderers and mercenaries—in spite of their evil acts.

by Covido March 26, 2022