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Being punkd is when Ashton Kutcher plays a terribly not funny joke on you, tries to make you look stupid, and then put it on a shitty TV show.
by James F Casey December 30, 2003
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punkdoodle

Noun/ person

A punkdoodle is a person who typically has an inappropriate sense of humor, similar to your own. You both generally laugh at each other’s jokes consistently. But sometimes this person attempts to make you the butt of their joke intentionally and thinks it’s super funny. They enjoy a good laugh at your expense. Although the joke is not cruel, you don’t find it particularly funny. You may laugh, but the other person laughs much harder. It is all in good funny usually and you just keep it movin.

Example:

1.
Kenny is a punkdoodle.
Kenny is a punkdoodle for making fun of Jessica on a social networking site!
by sincitycakes3 December 4, 2013
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punkdick

A complete punk poser.

Punk is dead, guys.

A punkdick will walk around saying, "oh, guess what, I'm punk," and spiking up his asshole mohawk and dying his hair with Splat! shit that washes out right away so every week he can make a Facebook status about dying his hair.
He likes to go to concerts, cover his clothing with "patches" from said concerts, and make Facebook statuses about it.
(Patches are actually cut from teeshirts and sewn on himself.)

For some reason, he is adored by girls, especially stoners and hoes.

Female version: Punkunt, a punkdick's girlfriend
Sarah: Omg, that guy's hot!
Hannah: He's a total punkdick.
Two weeks later.
Sarah: He's a punkdick. And his girlfriend's a punkunt.
Hannah: ...idiot.

Punkdick: omggz i ate donuts 6 is that to meny wel huu cares cuz ima stick and mah bezt frend iz fatt hurrrr welll i be go to the Larrrrj Penizzz concrt 2nait theyy bee myy faeivrit band i be goin with mah gerlfrend luv yuu
Punkunt; omggz this be fun
Intelligent Individual: Both of you, get the fuck off the internet.
by hai_bai November 14, 2010
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Punkd

fOoled , triicked ..

a shOw by ashtOn kutcher where he fOols celebriities on cam ..
ha ! ii punkd yOoh !
by Chelsey April 1, 2005
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Punkd

an amazing show by ashton kutcher where he tricks celebrties.... too bad the 2nd season isnt nearly as good....
punk'd was amazing until ashton didn't show up anymore
by billy bob thorton is god April 3, 2005
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punkd

1. A term to mean being jumped into a gang bang between men.

2. becoming a prison bitch to another man

3. getting tricked by a douche named Ashton Kutcher
"Hey man, whys your ass in that cast?"

"I got punkd in jail"
by JoPiss February 19, 2008
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Punkd

kick ass show Ashton Kutcher is the man. Go John Deer
yo jonny lets go watch punkd man!
by me April 1, 2005
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