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Nani’s Punani’s 

A word used to describe your Grandmas Vagina.
Oh my god, have you seen Grace’s Nani’s Punani’s? It’s so wide!

punanitorium 

(n.) 1. a tacitly authorized period of delay in the giving of punani, or the payment of debt in punani, following a mind-numbingly long day at the mall with a chick. 2. hell on earth. 3. a waiting period set by an authority, i.e. angry girlfriend.
"So I heard that Jim's chick just put him on an indefinite punanitorium... friends, let us now drink beer for his loss."

A punanitorium is the antithesis of world peace.
punanitorium by DocOnTheRocks June 12, 2011
A person with no life who lacks originality.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger:How are you?
You: It’s another punan
Punan by Lisa Cadeaux September 3, 2022
A hick from the Puna District on the Big Island of Hawai‘i; an area the size of the entire island of O‘ahu. Add in an active volcano, a county government that doesn't give a crap what they do as long as they aren't killing anyone, and mix in a shitload of "love and light" hippies, conspiracy theorists who moved out here during the pandemic or have lived here for 40 years so they claim to be "Hawaiian", random hermits who live out in the lava desert, and sovereignty separatists....
Those guys in front of 7-Eleven? Nah they aren't homeless, they're just Punatics.
Punatic by An Angry Turtle February 7, 2022

Punnilingus 

The act of pleasuring someone by deliberately exploiting the similarities between similar sounding words.
Geoff: Pablo Neruda's novels were boring but his poetry was verse.
Emma: (Laughing) Now that is some of the best punnilingus I've had for a while.
Punnilingus by Matthew Knott April 16, 2008

Punanified 

When a woman can control the actions of a male through the use of her genitalia
Jason: Martin mate you have been Punanified since practically moving in with your girlfriend
Punanified by Jase the ace June 9, 2010