phallice

A mans jiggly parts. A peenpeen, is that a word? Yeah lets go with peenpeen.

I'll hit you with an Iron phallice

by eren-no-baka November 22, 2013

phallacio

The act of oral sex.

That French man-whore Jean De Lorme gives some good phallacio I'll tell you what!

by P. Lucho August 11, 2004

phallic decapitation

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

by Matt Dasher October 11, 2007

phalliophobia

The scientific word for the fear of the male genitals.

My friend has phalliophobia.

by DJ Silly Hat November 10, 2007

Phalange

A very important part of an airplane. A brain doctor, or a businesswoman (who was in Conference Room B)
REAL DEFINITION:- Phalanges are the bones at the tip of our fingers (probably why Phoebe knew it). It can also mean troops moving in a synchronized manner, like a single unit.

Phoebe Buffay: Hello, my name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business.
Random person with glasses: Oh my god! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!

Sane Person: I think I broke a phalange!

by littleharmonica January 3, 2021

Phalenx

A person who is a destructive moron

He’s phalenx as fuck

by Piloten April 25, 2022

Porn Phalanx

When one lines up one's porn magazines in a grid formation (e.g. 3 x 5) then proceeds to have a good wank over them

I had my porn phalanx all lined up then the door bell rung and I was busted

by Johov October 23, 2011