Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.

Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.

by Fagtree August 7, 2010

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Gnarley Pubes

A term used to describe someone's stinky, long, curly gross pubic hair.

Joe: Ohhh man dude I was gonna have sex with Linda last night but she had some gnarley pubes!

Broseph: Aww man that's the worst!

by Gnarles Pubison July 27, 2011

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Related Words

pubes • prube • pubesicle • Prabesh • pubescent • pubesteak • Prunescape • pubestrangler • Poubes • poubes (poobs)

stomach pubes

THE SNAIL TRAIL

Stomach pubes is not a phrase, it's called a snail trail you stupid bastards

by Dohvie December 9, 2017

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relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.

‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’

by Maxim11 June 9, 2018

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A guy who is about 12 trying to fit in with the older lads. Hes a bit of a cunt and always is in your shadow. He constantly denies hes a beta male and trys to act big or hard even thoughhe has a microscopic penis

That kyle lad is a proper Pre Pubescent Beta male

Yeah in' he, OI fag how bout you and your microscopic penis fuck off somewhere else yeah you Pre Pubescent Beta Male

by Ok stfu April 29, 2020

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Fallopian Pubes

A religious accomplishment achieved when a man gives a woman such a deep and thorough dicking, that at least one or more of his pubes dislodges from his pelvis, and jets its way past the vulva, cervex, and uterus up into a woman’s Fallopian tubes.

“Johnathan ravaged me last night! I think he gave me fallopian pubes. Dinner for one at the hairy egg farm!”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

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