Protein Microphone

Descriptive of a penis whilst it is getting sucked

She was gagging for sex, but was dropping clots, so instead she bent down and sucked the protein microphone

by Simon Shott May 8, 2006

Protitude

The level in which a being or object is pro. From the root of pro and profession.

Whoa, that guy's protitude is off the charts.

by Anh Thomas February 19, 2010

Protein Whore

A person who intakes copious amounts of protein to gain muscle and look like a meat head.

That Josh Scriven is a protein whore to the max!

by FloorSeven June 13, 2010

protein bar

A large bar of poop eaten for the health benefits.

That was good protein bar.

by Freiburgermsu October 14, 2013

Protein Smash

a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.

I hope your mom enjoys cleaning up that protein smash I l left for her

by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009

protein shakers elbow

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'

1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.

by sheligalo June 21, 2010

protituter

A prostitute that spits and does not swallow.

That Jenny, she claims to be a prostitute but she doesn't swallow, she's really just a protituter.

by Nekie Spinner August 22, 2011