Proph3tOfCactus

fatty who lives with gran and yearns to find a job and lose his virginity

There goes Proph3tOfCactus again pff

by EyeSawEwe September 10, 2022

prothetic

someone who is professional at being pathetic.

Man, my roomate never has his part of the rent. He is just prothetic.

by C.R.M. July 24, 2006

the windfall prophets

the windfall prophets are a band that formed in the fall of 2008. they play rock, blues, and there current line up is walker rumpf as songwriter/guitar/vocals, mike erlacher on drums, frank carrelini on guitar and mickey d'addario on bass. They are known for there great live performances, and there interesting songs.

guy- what are you doing tonight?

girl- going to see the most awesome band the Windfall Prophets of course!!

by frank norris March 10, 2009

self-fulfilling prophecy

When a false or true statement is said about someone enough times, it eventually becomes true.

If you call your girlfriend a bitch, she will become a self-fulfilling prophecy and act like a bitch.

by icehot15 October 17, 2014

(Prophecising) PigFish

A person that, upon sleeping with the back of their head resting against a vertical or sub-vertical surface, and with their mouth wide open, resembles that of a Pig-Fish Hybrid, or PigFish.

Religious Fundamentalists of the newly-formed PigFishology sector claim that the PigFish has the ability to prophecise, when in reality scientists have determined he is only capable of excessive drooling, and stating what is happening in the direct present, thus rendering him essentially useless; nothing more than a PigFish with a nose an almost exact scale replica of a stingray.

Often complains that digital photographic manipulation is the cause of the Pig-Fish Hybrid morphology, but as yet has provided no evidence to support its claims.

Man : My god, look at that guy sleeping!
Woman : That's no human. It's a PigFish.
Man : Could he be prophecising, do you think?
Woman : Possibly. Or at least, he's trying his best to. After all, he is drooling quite a lot.
Man : My god. It's a (Prophecising) PigFish!
Woman : I think I'm gonna be sick.

by Dichard Rawkins October 5, 2009

Prophetic

This word is for nigga's who can predict the future and the shit comes true. They are mad prophetic if they are right especially if the theory was bogus and some made up ass shit.

Ex. Yo niggas, Wu-Tang is gonna have inner strife in late 2007.

Outcome: The shit was true...that nigga was mad prophetic...MAD PROPHETIC!

by Cowboy Jones January 11, 2008

Prophecy

A digital solo synthisizer made by Korg between 1995 and 1997, used by such musical geniouses as Josef Zawinul and Jonny Greenwood.

"Dude, your synth is making me orgasm!"
"yeah, it's a Korg Prophecy you n00b!"

by MaikiaM October 16, 2008