Poon Hole

vaginal canal or general reference to pussy, see also poon.

I was hiding this in my poon hole for you.

by Poonacious D October 22, 2009

Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010

poon pal

Fuck Buddy. Cool way to say fuck buddy?

Rick: Dude, do you want a poon pal or someone who really like you?
Bob: Fuck that I want a Poon pal...

by IM ON A BOAT NOT!!!! July 13, 2011

Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

by mtfrkl March 11, 2015

Poon Repellent

Poon repellent is someone who gets no birds. Normally his name is Owen Buckley. He is tall an lanky, wears quick silver glasses an even a hoody from pound land.

'Wanna talk to them birds'
'Nah we have poon repellent with us'

by Yamaaaaaaaa August 29, 2016

poon glue

Jizz; cum

“I was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.”

by Tkrog September 29, 2018