Sammie-Proof

Making something extremely simple for a sammie to be able to make it/survive it. Usually used when playing video games.

Did you remember to sammie-proof it? Sammie won't be able to complete it otherwise.

by Sparta <3 June 13, 2018

tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018

Stephy-proof

Something that is able to be touched by a Stephanie and not break. some examples would be plates and dishes in general, bounce houses, children, or the like that can stand up to a Stephanie.

"I hit the plate up against the sink really hard and it didn't break!"
-Stephanie
the plate has been stephy-proofed

by Toe Fur November 10, 2010

water-proof

a face that doesn't require make-up

Tommy: Did you see that girl over there?
Ben: Yeah, she's a water-proof babe.

by valerieeeRenttt November 19, 2009

proof sex

Having sex with someone to prove a point such as your love for them, that you are over them, that you are not gay, or that you are a good lover.

I didn't want to have proof sex with him but how else was I going to get him to stop begging for a date after I told him he kissed like a gay guy?

by Eau April 20, 2009

Keehn proof

When a person is either not keen enough, or has A.D.D and cannot do the simplest of task because they are too slow.

man1: "Why wont this T.V. turn on?"

man2: "I don't know, it must be keehn proof"

by Kendal71 February 25, 2009

boyfriend proofing

The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.

Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!

by sanoff January 19, 2011