Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.

Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick

by mjdy November 28, 2017

Masturbation-Probation

A Chance To Redeem Yourself During No-Nut-November.

BIGGIEYYY: No! I Just Failed No-Nut-November!

Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 24, 2021

Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.

"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."

by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022

Put into proportion

Almost the same as 'put into perspective' but used when talking about size versus point of view.

Mark : "I think you meant 'Put into perspective"
Ella : "No I meant put into proportion"
Mark : "You're wrong "
Internet : "Ella's right"

by ellaisalwaysright August 22, 2016

dating probation

When you've screwed up your relationships so bad that your friends don't think you should pursue another relationship for awhile, so they put you on "dating probation".

After a terrible break-up, Dominic's friends put him on dating probation.

by nicestgirliknow December 20, 2009

Probation fight

A fight(Mostly physical/Can be verbal) between some worthless schmuck who performed something completely mindless to get on probation and his elder that tries to tell him to get his life on track through criticism and surveillance. The probation boy usually become hot headed over nothing and is eventually subdued and tranquilized and sent to a juvenile hall for a day.

Where is you're loser roommate today?

He got into a probation fight with a salvation army worker. This time he might have an extended stay in jail.

by HB26 February 20, 2011

Probation

Usually what you get if you get in some minor trouble with the law or anything related to self harm etc etc.. Best thing to do is clean house and probably dip on your main and get a burner..

Yeah probation.. Lay low nigga.

by Gayle777 July 5, 2018