Hustlers Promise

The most unbreakable promise IN THE WORLD! If you break this promise you most likely will get shot... no joke dude even try it..

Me: I give you my hustlers promise

dude: ok

me: dude just told me blah blah blah

blood member: u broke da promise BITCH! *bam bam*

by Criggafosho July 5, 2008

pinky promise

when people make a promise by intertwining their pinkys and then kiss their pinky.

i pinky promise i wont cheat on you with your best friend

by C.A.W March 8, 2009

fuck promise

a promise made during sex that is used to encourage continued activity. Usually, not to be carried out.

Bob didn't call Linda back the next morning like he said he would. He thought that was ok as it was a fuck promise.

by Tker December 16, 2009

Stinky Pinky Promise

A stinky pinky promise is when you make a pinky promise but instead of traditionally kissing your hand, both people stick their tongues in the hole that their fist makes.

"I stinky pinky promise you that I'll buy you taco bell if you beat me in this video game." *both parties perform the stinky pinky promise*

by CpKlutch June 11, 2017

Conrow Promise

When someone tells you that there are going to be a group of sexy asian girls at a specific location. Term came about by the infamous Justin Conrow.

Im Definitely going to the club tonight, i got the Conrow promise and i have yellow fever tonight.

by Bobby Dangerous February 20, 2009

The Promise

A promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to sex the promisegiver steadfastly will masterbate. (Works 50% of the time all of the time)

Jenny if you don't have sex with me I am going to have sex with myself. Trust me I will I am giving you The promise.

by That dudeification July 22, 2010

a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

by smendler September 20, 2010