An incontrovertible way to express total consumption of alcoholic beverages.
% alcohol * fluid ounces consumed = Alcohol Points
% alcohol * fluid ounces consumed = Alcohol Points
8.1% (steel reserve high gravity lager) * 120 (3 40's) = 972 alcohol points
40% (standard whiskey) * 14 (half a fifth of said whiskey) = 560 alcohol points
40% (standard whiskey) * 14 (half a fifth of said whiskey) = 560 alcohol points
by Shadow[BKK_MDE] July 15, 2011
Get the Alcohol Points mug.To scream at someone so hard that you also vomit, and then you keep screaming and vomiting simultaneously, so that when you scream the vomit goes everywhere.
"Caroline screamed at Rick so much at the bar yesterday that she threw up all over him. She scored double points!"
"Yeah, she really gave him an earful."
"Yeah, she really gave him an earful."
by Iain1285 November 9, 2011
Get the Double Points mug.An individual (usually a friend) who takes advantage of your purchases to gain points for their rewards card of the corresponding place of sale, reaping the benefits of someone else's spending.
a) Yo, he's such a points jew, always sneaking his rewards card in when I pay for shit.
b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.
b) Stop being such a points jew man, it's goddamn annoying.
by TheOldBreed December 19, 2010
Get the Points Jew mug.Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.
Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.
I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point
I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point
by Bryan November 29, 2004
Get the Banter points mug.A points system divised by New Zealand celeb' Kevin C. Smith, a measure of coolness or respect if you may. Kev points are rewarded for many a thing most commonly for when they do something good, nice for him or using english sayings without thinking about it (e.g saying football instead of soccer). Kev Points can be exchanged for beer, lifts around town and of course sexual favours. Be warned though Kev Points can also be deducted and people with negative Kev Points are often spat on, punched or mocked by their friends.
by Dizposible November 29, 2006
Get the Kev Points mug.Points earned by doing seemingly voluntary acts, while actually counting on the accumulation of goodwill that will lead to a booty call.
Wow, I spent the whole afternoon detailing my wife's car, hanging shelves and taking her shoe shopping. I sure hope I earned enough booty reward points to get some tonight!
by Mark Dastardly May 10, 2010
Get the Booty Reward Points mug.The points (hypothetical or otherwise) awarded to someone when they perform a particularly difficult or cool looking act.
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